zog.gripehttps://zog.gripe/ zog's official complaints and reviews bureauen movie night: 7/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/movie-night/https://zog.gripe/reviews/movie-night/Fri, 13 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTgood movie. zero snacks reached me. zog reviews movie night. 7/10. no snacks. the bathroom floor: 3/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/bathroom-floor/https://zog.gripe/reviews/bathroom-floor/Thu, 12 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTcold. shiny. nobody has apologized. zog reviews the bathroom floor. 3/10. it is cold and nobody has apologized. the deck at dusk: 9/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/deck-at-dusk/https://zog.gripe/reviews/deck-at-dusk/Wed, 11 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTbest part of the day. the grill needs to do something. zog reviews the deck at dusk. 9/10. the grill needs to do something. the leather chair: 8/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/leather-chair/https://zog.gripe/reviews/leather-chair/Tue, 10 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTsmooth arm for my chin. squeaks when i turn. zog reviews the leather chair. 8/10. good chin arm, squeaks. the vacuum: 1/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-vacuum/https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-vacuum/Mon, 09 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTloud. rolls. eats the floor. 1/10. zog reviews the vacuum. 1/10. loud, and it eats the floor. the doorbell: 2/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-doorbell/https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-doorbell/Sun, 08 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTsomeone is here. nobody told me first. zog reviews the doorbell. 2/10. a surprise, every time. the vet: 4/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-vet/https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-vet/Sat, 07 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTnice treats. rude hands. i do not forget. zog reviews the vet. 4/10. the treats are fine, the rest is not. a new toy: 9/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/a-new-toy/https://zog.gripe/reviews/a-new-toy/Fri, 06 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTnew. squeaky. mine. lasts about one day. zog reviews a new toy. 9/10. it is new and it is mine. the cowboy hat: 5/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-cowboy-hat/https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-cowboy-hat/Thu, 05 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTi did not ask for a hat. i look great. both are true. zog reviews the cowboy hat. 5/10. he did not ask for it. he looks great. the moon: 8/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-moon/https://zog.gripe/reviews/the-moon/Wed, 04 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTbig and round. does not come down when asked. zog reviews the moon. 8/10. it will not come down. car rides: 6/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/car-rides/https://zog.gripe/reviews/car-rides/Tue, 03 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTgreat windows. unclear where we are going. zog reviews car rides. 6/10. nobody tells him the destination. bath time: 2/10https://zog.gripe/reviews/bath-time/https://zog.gripe/reviews/bath-time/Mon, 02 Nov 2026 12:00:00 GMTi was clean already. i checked. zog reviews bath time. 2/10. he was already clean.