a new toy

9/10

verdictnew. squeaky. mine. lasts about one day.

a new toy is the best thing that can happen. the human holds it up. i look at it. it looks at me. i know it is for me.

it is squeaky. i squeak it a lot. the human says "ok ok ok". i do not stop. squeaking is the whole job.

i carry it everywhere. i put it on the bed. i put it on the floor. i guard it. nobody may touch it.

then, after some days, the new is gone. it is just a toy then. it is still a good toy. but it is not new.

9 out of 10. one point off for the day the new goes away.

status: resolved. please buy another one.