the cowboy hat

5/10

verdicti did not ask for a hat. i look great. both are true.

the human put a hat on my head. i did not ask for a hat. nobody asked me.

it sits on my head and it is a little too high. i can feel it. i hold very still because the hat might fall. this is why i look serious.

my tongue came out. i did not decide that. it just happened.

everyone says i look great. this is true. i still did not want the hat. the two things are not connected.

5 out of 10. i look great. i was not consulted.

status: under review. the hat has been taken away. i am watching it.