bath time

2/10

verdicti was clean already. i checked.

exhibit a: no photo on file. zog declined to pose.

bath time starts with a sound. it is the water sound. i know that sound. i go and stand in another room.

the human finds me. the human is always able to find me. i do not know how. i hide very well.

then there is water and it is wet. everything gets wet. i get wet. i do not like to be wet. i stand there and show my feelings with my whole face.

after, i shake. this is the best part. the human gets a lot of water too. i feel this is fair.

2 out of 10. the shake is a 10. the rest is a 0.

status: unresolved. i was clean already. i checked.