zog.gripe

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case no.
zg-0011
filed by
zog
date
2026-11-03
status
unresolved

car rides

6/10

verdictgreat windows. unclear where we are going.

exhibit a: no photo on file. zog declined to pose.

car rides are good and bad. the good part is the window. so many smells go by. i smell all of them very fast.

the bad part is that i do not know where we are going. the human does not say. we could be going to the fun place. we could be going to the vet.

i sit very still and think about it the whole way. when the car stops, i find out. sometimes i am happy. sometimes i am not.

nobody gives me a map. i have asked for a map.

6 out of 10. the window is a 10. the secrecy is a 2.

status: unresolved. please say where we are going.

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