case no.: zg-0003
filed by: zog
date: 2026-11-11
status: partially resolved

the deck at dusk

9/10

verdictbest part of the day. the grill needs to do something.

zog sits on a wooden deck at dusk next to a gas grill, a patio umbrella and a folding table. — exhibit a. filed by zog.

the deck at dusk is very good. the sky goes blue. the air smells like leaves. i sit in the middle and look at everything. it is all mine.

there is a big umbrella. there is a table. there is a grill. the grill is just standing there. it does nothing. i have looked at it for a long time. nothing comes out.

when the grill works, things happen. i can smell them from far away. i want that to happen more.

9 out of 10. the grill loses one point. the grill knows what it did.

status: partially resolved. the human has been notified.