case no.: zg-0002
filed by: zog
date: 2026-11-12
status: unresolved

the bathroom floor

3/10

verdictcold. shiny. nobody has apologized.

zog lies on white bathroom tiles next to a door, paws crossed, looking up at the camera. — exhibit a. filed by zog.

the bathroom floor is cold. i lie on it anyway. this is because the door is there and i like to be near the door.

the tiles are hard and shiny. my reflection is also on the floor. he looks as sad as i do. we do not talk.

i filed this complaint many times. nobody has apologized. the floor has not gotten warmer. the human says "just get up". i will not get up. that is not the point.

3 out of 10. one point for the door. one for the spot by the door. one for the reflection.

status: unresolved. the human has been notified.