- case no.
- zg-0001
- filed by
- zog
- date
- 2026-11-13
- status
- unresolved
movie night
7/10
verdictgood movie. zero snacks reached me.
movie night is when the human turns the big light box on and the room goes red. i sit on the bed. i get the best seat. the human gets the leftover edge.
i watch the whole thing. i do not know what happens. a lady is angry in it. i respect her.
the problem is snacks. the human has snacks. i can hear the snacks. i sit very close and make my eyes big. the snacks go into the human and not into me.
7 out of 10. the seat is great. the snacks are a crime.
the human has been notified.