the doorbell

2/10

verdictsomeone is here. nobody told me first.

the doorbell goes ding. then i must bark. this is the rule. i did not make the rule. i just follow it very well.

i do not know who is there. the human opens the door. the person is a person. i look at them for a long time. i decide if it is ok.

most of the time it is ok. sometimes the person has a box. i want to know what is in the box. nobody tells me.

the doorbell never says sorry for the surprise. it just does it again later.

2 out of 10. the barking is good. the surprise is bad.

the human has been notified, and the human is the one who opens the door.