the vacuum

1/10

verdictloud. rolls. eats the floor. 1/10.

the vacuum is a monster. it lives in a closet. it comes out and it screams.

it moves on its own. well, the human is holding it. but the human does not count. the vacuum is in charge.

it eats the floor. i do not know where the floor goes. the floor is always still there after. this is the scary part.

i watch from far away. i keep my eyes on it the whole time. i do not blink.

1 out of 10. one point because it goes away.

status: unresolved. i still do not trust the closet.